Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Mental Notes

What're you doing?

Thinking.

Of what?

Oh, I'm just updating my mental notes. They come in handy in several situations.

Well, mind if you tell me of a few of your latest ones?

Let's see...

-Apparently, the cake is now a pie.

What's that supposed to mean?

The cake is not a lie, it's a pie. Pies are delicious.

Right...

-Never look down on a bag's capacity until you've actually tried it out.

Let me guess, you've managed to stuff a whole lot into your bag.

Yup. Card album, art folder, pencilcase, 3 deck boxes, a box of counters, portable hard drive, calculator, extra shirt. Into a bag with about half the capacity of my schoolbag.

Okay...

-Nyoro~n.

What is THIS supposed to mean?

Nothing.

Nothing?

Nothing. Some of my mental notes are nonsensical. Like this one:

-Woodchucks chuck as much wood as stone which a stone block is capable of blocking, provided that woodchucks can chuck wood and stone blocks can block stone.

This... is confusing...

Then I have done my job.

No wonder why you don't scribble that many notes during lectures...

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